Working Out the Kinks

I can't say that it was wholly unexpected, but I also can't say that I imagined it would be this extreme. Saturday afternoon, 2 full days after our planned departure (which was, in itself, delayed by 4 days) we've made it as far as....Centralia! There wasn't one thing that caused the delays but a bunch of little things. First, the veggie oil system took longer to install than we thought (more on the veggie system later). Then a bunch of air got in the diesel system (that's bad). Then we had to shuttle everyone around to leave their cars here and there. Then we had to get veggie oil, which is quite difficult to pump when it is 34 degrees out*. Then, 10 miles out of Bellingham (at 4 am), we break 3(!) alternator belts, and have to stop at a rest stop until the auto repair shops open in the morning. Then some switches are hooked up wrong and something shorts out so we aren't pulling veggie oil but regular diesel. Now there is some filter issue that is slowing the flow of the veggie oil to the system. Yep, lots of little things. But the moral of the story is we are making progress. Plus, I'm learning little bits about diesel engines. We're hoping to pull through the night and be to Arizona by nightfall tomorrow. Yeah, I know that is ambitious, but it's a goal. As for the cooking, I've done one cooked meal on the road (let them eat cereal for breakfast), and I've realized that cooking on a moving bus isn't the best idea. I narrowly avoided a few big spills (as the driver avoided a few big accidents). Yeah, I'm thinking sandwiches for dinner. Anyway, I hope to get a better post up when I'm not cooped up in a bus with 12 people all playing their own music and discussing what is going to go wrong with the bus next*.

Saturday December 22 2007

File under: travel, Mexico

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on Fri 28th Dec, 2007 11:50 am PST mandy said: weren't your previous stories from a year ago mostly consisting of the bus breaking down too? ************************ on Fri 28th Dec, 2007 08:05 pm PST MOM said: Or was that a scooter breaking down?? ************************

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FC 12 - Yo Ho Ho

So here's the story with this one: I stole the idea from a 7-year old kid. Does that make me a bad person? I don't think he fully appreciated the complexity of it anyway. Plus, it is the holiday season so sharing is the order of the day, right? Anyway, I hope you like it.

Friday December 21 2007

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on Fri 21st Dec, 2007 07:22 pm PST Saxtor said: Since Wren's traveling, he had me post this for him. And since it's me, it's late. ************************ on Fri 28th Dec, 2007 11:48 am PST mandy said: pirates are always funny. i'm calling this a comic cop out ************************ on Fri 28th Dec, 2007 11:48 am PST mandy said: i mean, pirate jokes are always funny, arrrrr ************************

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Running Away with the Circus

One year ago today, I was just getting back from a grand adventure in SE Asia*. It just so happens that today, I am headed out of the country again. This time, as you might have guessed, to Mexico. To put it concisely, I'm running away with the circus. No, I won't be performing with them*. I'll be more of a roadie, a circus roadie. I've signed on to be the head chef for U&I Production's road trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. What makes me qualified to be a head chef for 12 people?, you ask. Well, nothing really, but don't tell them that. I wanted an adventure. They wanted a chef. I like food, so that can't be a bad qualification. In all honesty, though, I'm pretty nervous about it. Hippies are notoriously picky about their food*. But that's okay. I have faith that it will all turn out. And if it doesn't, I will just jump out of the bus somewhere on the side of the road. Oh, speaking of the bus, it is to be powered by post-consumer vegetable oil. Take that Al Gore. I love the idea of it and I look forward to ninja-like missions to grease traps behind Chinese restaurants in some little burg along the way. I made such a run with the juggling contingent of the circus last summer and I'm still telling the story to this day. The bus interior is fitted out with bunks, a kitchen, and a yoga space. It will be a little cramped and uncomfortable, no doubt, at least until we get there and can escape each other for periods of time. But that just adds to the adventure, right? Anyhoo, stay tuned to BdW for all the latest.

Thursday December 20 2007

File under: travel, Mexico

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on Thu 20th Dec, 2007 07:12 pm PST Sweet Julie said: But Wren, how do you say "I can juggle!" in Spanish? That sounds like an amazing adventure to me! Looking fwd to stories! ************************ on Fri 21st Dec, 2007 10:09 am PST KK said: Brilliant!! This will be a great chapter, when you finally get around to writing that book. ************************

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Let It Out (a.k.a. SwearBot 2007)

#@!%* Have you ever just had one of those days, or maybe it was just a moment, where you get so frustrated you just want to scream? This is meant to be a hypothetical question because I know we've all been there. Maybe it is because the cat peed on the chair again, you computer isn't doing what you tell it to*, or you've made the same mistake that you always make even though you swear you will never make it again. Well, when it happens to me, I sometimes want to swear. Who knows where the urge comes from? I'm not incredibly proud of it, however I rarely audibly swear in such instances because you never know when there might be tender ears around. Anyway, I had this thought: what if I created a forum for such an outlet but somehow buffered it, so readers wouldn't get an earful* but it could still fulfill the desire for an outlet. Plus, by expressing your frustration in a non-intrusive way, hopefully it will encourage others to sympathize with you and send out positive energy to help alleviate said frustration. With that in mind, I've created the SwearBot 2007. Enter your swears (as unPC as you want. No one will see the untranslated version), exclamations, derisions, or complaints. Press "Translate". Presto! Now you have a squeaky clean outlet that you can paste into an e-mail, print out and put on the office refrigerator, or paste into the comments of this very blog. (P.S. I promise the next post will be a follow up to "The Next Adventure")

Wednesday December 19 2007

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on Wed 19th Dec, 2007 11:02 am PST Wren said: One part beta testing and one part venting: #*@ %#$ #_*X !% #^$%?_&^ X?%?#^X&. &_^X %% s******g ^% #?# a*********. ************************ on Wed 19th Dec, 2007 03:46 pm PST jenelle said: man, this is so much more satisfying than kicking the dog. oh wait. no it isn't. where'd spot go? ************************ on Wed 19th Dec, 2007 06:34 pm PST Go! Turtle aka Disapeared Into Seattle said: Now if you could make it so only the swears themselves were translated in sentences you may have an invention that almost rivals troothicks. ************************

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The Christmas Crassula Ovata

Among our family's Christmas traditions, I think the Christmas Crassula Ovata (that would be jade tree to you non-Latin speakers) has got to be my favorite. Okay, I better make that second favorite right behind pfeffern�sse*. It is something unique, it save cutting down a live tree, and there are no dropped needles messing up the floor*. Anyway, I mentioned it in an earlier post so I thought I would post a picture. It turns out that combining my second rate picture taking ability with a camera that always seems to have trouble with light and exposure results in some shoddy pictures. But since a picture is worth a thousand words, maybe a shoddy picture is worth 134 words or so. Yep, just about right for a blog post. (Oh, and here's another attempt at a picture of the tree. Notice how we've gracefully phased out the juice concentrate lid glitter ornaments.)

Monday December 17 2007

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on Tue 18th Dec, 2007 03:04 pm PST mandy said: yeah, the poor jade tree looks like a mess in that picture. i think it's one of those, must-see-in-person deals ************************ on Tue 18th Dec, 2007 04:38 pm PST herff said: I was only confused by the "correct" spelling of feffernoose. ************************ on Wed 19th Dec, 2007 12:45 am PST Siri said: Awwww. . . just the other day I was fondly recalling both pfeffernusse & the Xmas jade tree. Memories. . . ************************ on Thu 20th Dec, 2007 09:25 am PST Saara said: Nice! We also have an alternative tree - we call it the Xmas stick! http://www.sedge.net/food/XmasStickAfter.jpg ************************ on Thu 20th Dec, 2007 09:32 am PST Wren said: I like it. I like it. It looks like you don't even have to water it, either. Double score. ************************

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The Next Adventure

I've had some wonderful adventures over the past few years; deserted islands, ridiculous road trips, countries and cultures far far away, etc. I really like the little routine I've sort of fallen into, with not much time passing before I get to embark on one adventure or another. I love where they take me and the feeling of freedom they instill. I also love sharing my experiences, both through this blog, and just in talking to be people when I return. The question I get asked most, though, is "what is the next adventure?" It is a hard one to answer. For one, I never know what opportunities fate will throw my way. Usually, it seems, the time between learning of those opportunities and taking advantage of them is very short, so when faced with the question, I generally have to honestly answer that I don't know. It is fun to discuss the possibilities. The way the question is usually framed reinforces in my mind that anything is possible. If I wanted, I could decide to ride a camel across the Sahara or maybe deliver solar panels to remote jungle villages*. Having that sense of freedom reinforced is a good thing. On the flip side, however, the question usually feels like it is laced with a bit of expectation. What can I say that won't let people down? Perhaps it is all in my head, but it is something I've noticed more and more. Anyway, an opportunity for my next adventure has presented itself and I've decided to grab on. Since I don't have all the details yet (and I love adding a sense of suspense), I've created this little teaser to give a clue to my what my next adventure will be. What fun would it be if I just came out and told you? So stay tuned to BdW for what should prove to be another wacky adventure.

Saturday December 15 2007

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on Sat 15th Dec, 2007 07:47 pm PST Sweet Julie said: Wow! You are going to cook for the Mexican Board of Tourism's traveling circus?! Esta bien que tu hablas espanol! ************************ on Sat 15th Dec, 2007 10:49 pm PST MOM said: OOO, that daisy-farting bus is way-cool! ************************ on Sun 16th Dec, 2007 07:09 am PST Nesbitt said: You are going to cook jugglers in a bus and then escape to Mexico??? ************************ on Sun 16th Dec, 2007 09:01 am PST Andrew said: shit. this one is hard. what is the quadratic equation again? please excuse my dear aunt sally? ************************ on Mon 17th Dec, 2007 08:07 pm PST Sarah said: I've heard that Mexican circus performers are always hungry for some Top Ramen. You'll be great! ************************

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FC 11 - Matchless

This week's edition of the Friday Comic series is another cross-continental collaboration. I convinced my friend Sara in Illinois to help me out with this one. (As always, by "help", I mean "do the thing that actually requires artistic talent")*. Winter really brings the problem of mismatched socks to the forefront. During the summer, you can just match any white sock to any other white sock, or even go sockless*. Wool socks in winter, however, require there very own match. Oh, if I only had the strength to wear mismatched socks in public, life would be so much easier. (Kids, can you say "New Year's Resolution"?)

Thursday December 13 2007

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on Fri 14th Dec, 2007 08:48 am PST gretchen said: teehee i like this one! ************************ on Tue 18th Dec, 2007 03:00 pm PST mandy said: i'm convinced that they go all somewhere together, like under or behind the washing machine, where you will never find them. btw, love the fact that you have them drying on a line outside! ************************

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Stuff For the Stocking

Not that troothpicks need any help in the sales department– sales have been through the roof*– but it is worth mentioning that they might be possibly the best stocking stuffer around, esp. if your bare-footed recipient* likes to throw parties, likes to eat little cubes of cheese, likes to clean their teeth, or likes fun things. Anyway, if you were hoping to surprise that special someone with 48 little pointy cylinders of fun, you had better get your orders in soon. Let's set a "get your order by the holidays" date of Friday, December 15th. Oh, and also worthy of note is that the long awaited "Fortunes" line is now no longer on back order! So place your orders at troothpicks.com or send me an e-mail (or write your order on the deed to a deserted tropical island paradise and send it to...*). And if you need any further convincing that trootpicks are the perfect holiday gift, have a look at this professionally staged photo. Ooohhh.... Aaaahhhhh.... So festive!

Tuesday December 11 2007

File under: holidays, misc

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on Tue 11th Dec, 2007 11:41 pm PST Horge said: I think for your "professionally staged photo" you should have some of your troothpicks in action. Maybe one of some troothpicks impaling that gingerbread man?By the way, I'm seriously considering placing an order. Can you let me know what approximately would be the total cost to send me a pack here in Bosnia? I don't celebrate Christmas anymore, so no rush, slow mail is fine... ************************ on Wed 12th Dec, 2007 04:17 pm PST Andrew said: My lawyer is actually about to serve you with papers regarding a festive Troothpicks related injury I sustained while dashing through the snow with a Troothpick in my maw. ************************ on Thu 13th Dec, 2007 12:02 pm PST Wren said: Horge, international shipping for you, my friend, is the same as regular shipping (although please allow 6-8 years* for delivery, depending on that crazy Bosnia-Herzegovinian postal system.) So just go ahead and place an order through the website and I'll send them off. ************************ on Thu 13th Dec, 2007 04:06 pm PST dave said: if i order troothpicks, do i get that half-full canister in the foreground of the professionally staged photo? ************************ on Fri 14th Dec, 2007 12:13 am PST Horge said: I'm number 3! I'm number 3! First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy... um... treasure chest! Just placed my order and hope to be in the top three orderees for trooth! Now Wren's roof is 50% taller than it used to be :) ************************ on Wed 19th Dec, 2007 04:56 pm PST Saxtor said: You know, I never really thought about it until now, but your Troothpicks logo reminds me of The Dharma Initiative logo... ************************

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A New Look

Adopting a new look can be a very empowering experience. It proves to yourself that you are still in control and can change your situation whenever you want*. For me, a new look pretty much only means shaving my beard*. I find myself shaving my beard at times in my life when I need a little empowerment; to prove to myself that I am still in control of something. Or sometimes I just shave because I am starting to look* overly ridiculous. This time was a little of both. But instead of doing the old clean-cut Wren, I thought I would try something a little new. Mustaches are all the rage these days. Jason Lee in My Name Is Earl wears one. Tom Selleck in Las Vegas wears one. Why shouldn't I wear one? (not that I plan to either be in a trailer park, jail, or Las Vegas anytime soon.) Anyway, I figured this look is better than my previous idea at a new look. (If I only had the nerve...) Plus, nothing says "Hey ladies, check me out" like an awesome mustache.

Monday December 10 2007

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on Mon 10th Dec, 2007 10:14 am PST Saxtor said: NO! No, no, no, no, no! Mustaches are a scourge on society and must be eradicated. If it is true that "all great men have mustaches*, the only great man is John Waters. A beard, a goatee, neckbeard, sideburns, muttonchops, or even one of those pencil thin "beards" the dudemars all wear, are all better than the Freddie Mercury/Village People/overzealous police officer-type mustache. Just say no, Wren. ************************ on Mon 10th Dec, 2007 12:18 pm PST Chris said: Saxtor, that's big talk coming from a man whose hair could probably trap more people than the Bermuda Triangle! ************************ on Mon 10th Dec, 2007 03:40 pm PST Kat said: I think you mean "hey ladies check me out" ...and run the other way :) ************************ on Mon 10th Dec, 2007 05:13 pm PST cardboard said: Oh man nice looking stash buddy. With a reaction like that from saxtor we should all do up some stash right quick. ************************ on Tue 11th Dec, 2007 05:02 pm PST Jule said: have you ever thought about a job in law enforcement. the state patrol comes to mind. ************************ on Wed 12th Dec, 2007 08:13 am PST Sweet Julie said: If you were driving a white van with no windows in the back, you would Really creep me out! :) ************************ on Wed 12th Dec, 2007 04:18 pm PST Andrew said: Yeah. Cause who would be creeped out by a mustached weirdo driving around in a scooter that he calls "Scoot-Scoot". ************************ on Mon 17th Dec, 2007 08:04 pm PST Sarah said: Didn't you star in "Anchor Man" with Will Ferrel? ************************ on Wed 19th Dec, 2007 12:49 am PST Siri said: Don't let the naysayers get you down. I think it looks distinguished. Plus, it's a much better option than the first "new look". ************************

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www.SponsorMyLoans.com

I sometimes wish I was a lawyer or a doctor, or even a used car salesman. These are the types of jobs where you can really help out a friend. When you do something as specialized as web development, opportunities to help out friends, thereby adding to the continual cycle of people helping people*, are limited. That is why I'm always glad to lend a hand when a friend needs some web work done. In this case, Luke (of blogaboutbeer.com fame) came up with a crazy plan to sucker — um, I mean encourage others to help repay his college debt. Thus was born www.SponsorMyLoans.com. I lent a hand in turning it from a generic template website into the gloriousness that it is today*. In exchange, not only did I get a karma card in the great favor exchange game of life, I also got free advertising for troothpicks. From the press release: Portland, Maine � In an unusually audacious move, Luke Livingston, of Portland, Maine is asking everyone with access to the Internet to help him retire his student loans. Livingston, 23, is a 2007 graduate of Clark University, in Worcester, Mass., and like most of his contemporaries, finished school encumbered by a mountain of debt. Go have a look at the site, if for nothing else to see some neat troothpick banner ads.

Sunday December 9 2007

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