7th(!) Annual Roses Are Red Breakout

This year's entreaty for Roses are red poems is coming a little late. That means you better get your submission in pronto! And remember, the more entries the more fun! (Rules as always: gotta use either "Rose" or "red" in the poem and it must follow the standard Roses are red rhyming/stress scheme.) Happy composing!

oses are red
that much is true
but there isn't a flower
that can hold a candle to you

'll make you a rose
In your choice of hues
If you don't care
What chemicals I use

or 7 years now
I've rapped about roses
How many more years
Til this tradition decomposes

Wednesday February 13 2013File under: poetry, holidays

Toggle Comments (7)comment?
on Wed 13th Feb, 2013 10:08 pm CST Andrew! said:
Roses are red
And I haven't much time
To make this Valentines
Late entry rhyme!
on Wed 13th Feb, 2013 11:02 pm CST Grandma said:
New babies are blue
But quickly turn red
I've been awake for three days
Now I'm going to bed.
on Thu 14th Feb, 2013 01:25 pm CST Stephanie said:
What is Valentines day without a little bit of inappropriateness?

Roses are red
And violets are blue
But which one will get me
In bed with you?
on Thu 14th Feb, 2013 02:52 pm CST Rapmaster W said:
Roses is red, yo
It don't take an Einstein
It's also quite clear, shit
Bitch you is fine
on Thu 14th Feb, 2013 03:00 pm CST DEEP VOICE TAURUS said:
Roses are red
violets are blue
One million 2 million
kisses for you

Girl I have so many hugs
Girl my heart filled with love
Girl no matter where I go
I got to let my feelings show
Girl the way you look when you comb your hair girl I want to take you with me everywhere girl I'm single so let me say
Will you be my valentine's today?
on Fri 15th Feb, 2013 11:41 pm CST Soren said:
My cheeks are so red
And I think that just maybe
I'll poop all night
Cause I'm a baby
on Mon 18th Feb, 2013 11:39 am CST Horge said:
I like Soren's best! But I'll try to come up with one of my own, though a bit late...

Valentine's skiing
Burnt my face red.
But falling on my ass,
Still better than my head.

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